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Old Nov 03, 2005, 12:26 PM // 12:26   #1
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Cool Annoying things at work

decided to start this thread coz everyday there happens something annoying at work.

i bet there are a lot of stories out there of annoying people at the office or something.


here goes:

coworker of mine was sick for a few days and he always calls ppl sissies when they get sick or have a broken arm or something.
so we decided to prank the guy.
We mad some color prints with SISSYY!!! and BOOHOHOHOHOOOOO!!!
and put it on his computer.

all good fun , we kid around all the time like this..

so there is this woman in a wheel chair here. we call her the bitch on wheels.
she went into the office of the sick coworker to whine about the window being open (she obviously cant close it) and she saw the colored prints.

She actually went and brought a CEO to the office, to complain, we were abusing the right to print in color coz its ooooh sooo expensive.
(she doesn't mention how she is making private calls all day, the useless waste of a good wheelchair that she is)

besides that, she is always btchnig about the lights, the airconditioning, the sun screens, the sound of someone walking down the hall (obsession?), other people coming in earlier than she does, and so on.

she has actually nagged 4 co workers out of the company.

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let me hear your stories, relieve my pain and frustration.
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Old Nov 03, 2005, 12:38 PM // 12:38   #2
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At least you don't have to deal w/ the general public.

Generally general people can be annoying. And dealing w/ that from 11pm - 7am. it gets frustrating sometimes. Ahh the life of a Hotel coffee filter.
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Old Nov 03, 2005, 01:10 PM // 13:10   #3
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I had to sprint about 50-80 feet every 2 minutes last night to operate
3 production stations while my co workers decided to go out and have
a smoke break without informing anyone.

Tonight, they shall PAY.
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Old Nov 03, 2005, 01:53 PM // 13:53   #4
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The worst part of my workday is usually when I get the newest piece of administrative garbage in my email telling us what great employees we are BUT we're doing this wrong, and that wrong, and this policy is being changed, etc. It's pretty much a daily routine.
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Old Nov 03, 2005, 10:16 PM // 22:16   #5
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Well, I'm just 11, so I don't work, but at school...

Today at school I was just in class, I was quiet while everyone else was talking and wasting our time. So, I decided to say "Shhhhh..." and then my friend said "It" while I was shushing everyone. That bagged me quite the trouble, until my friend confessed. But I was already halfway through detention, so there goes some good useful time for forum-surfing.
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 10:32 AM // 10:32   #6
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Our company secretary Stinks.... I mean smells really bad... really really bad... like part of her is actually decomposing.

This wouldnt normally bother me as i'd just steer clear.

However.

She insists on walking round to MY SIDE !!!! of my own desk in MY OWN office and standing right next to me.

ARRRRRRRG

MAn its like sitting next to a corpse with BO & Hallitosis....

WTF am i meant to do

I dont wanna be nasty, but man this is pissing me off
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 10:35 AM // 10:35   #7
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LOL

try working in a german office during the summer, because they don't believe in showering everyday, or deoderant at ALL
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 10:36 AM // 10:36   #8
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The worst bit is she might notice that im skiving in this forum
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 01:25 PM // 13:25   #9
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Tell her about it politely instead of maiking me barf!
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 01:41 PM // 13:41   #10
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Its ok i'm at home now... could be PLAYING guild wars instead of sitting here talking about it .

but somehow im still here
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 02:58 PM // 14:58   #11
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Heh, same here, no school today . Here's something annoying that happened a few weeks ago...

Some kid in my class decided to start yelling "World Domination" repeatedly in the middle of class for about ten minutes. The worst part is that it was me. The best part is that the class was recess .
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 04:03 PM // 16:03   #12
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Why were you yelling that?
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 04:04 PM // 16:04   #13
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Just wanted to .
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 04:10 PM // 16:10   #14
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Im a stay at home father of three. And yes im single if you have bothered to check my pics on see who ya play heh. I have three little ones. I will spend all day cleaning just to turn around to witness the destruction they have left in their wake. I could clean all day every day and it wouldnt matter My babies are the most destructive things in nature. I payed 500 dollars to have the carpets cleaned well the twins waited till i was in the shower and dumped packs of hot choco and water in the floor then ground it in. And i know most of you would recomend a good spanking but it seems that they are immune to that. My oldest daughter is 5 and the twins are four so im outnumbered heh. They are boy girl twins btw.

Edit: my oldest daughter is usually the mastermind and when she isnt its my youngest daughter. Cleaning my house and dealing with them is like planning for a war that you know you cant win
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 10:08 PM // 22:08   #15
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The solution is to make them clean the mess and to pay for the cleaning stuff from their allowance. *like I would know* ;P
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 10:15 PM // 22:15   #16
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Originally Posted by Platinum Agent
Heh, same here, no school today . Here's something annoying that happened a few weeks ago...

Some kid in my class decided to start yelling "World Domination" repeatedly in the middle of class for about ten minutes. The worst part is that it was me. The best part is that the class was recess .
nice job Plat

you can still be a spammer at school
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Old Nov 06, 2005, 12:14 AM // 00:14   #17
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Heh please don't extend the spamming and start spamming weird stuff inside your own head - don't go crazy Plat!
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